He Saw Someone Pee Their Pants On The Dance Floor?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 April 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Imagine falling asleep on your flight and you wake up and somebody has braided your hair, |
| 0:07.2 | but you don't know who did it. |
| 0:08.7 | Oh my God. |
| 0:09.4 | Because that's what happened to this moment. |
| 0:11.1 | Mo, has anyone ever braided your hair? |
| 0:13.2 | I can't say they would struggle to do it if you try. |
| 0:15.9 | So Mo, I know you spent a majority of your life on airplanes this past weekend flying from Atlanta to |
| 0:21.2 | L.A. to New York, back to Atlanta. So when I saw this story, I wanted to ask you, like, |
| 0:26.6 | if you've ever witnessed anything, if you, what you would do in this situation, but this goes |
| 0:31.5 | to real.Daney B. And she came with receipts, right? Because I'm like, no, she's making up this story. |
| 0:38.3 | But it seems pretty legit that she said she fell asleep on a flight and somebody, she has no idea who, braided her hair. |
| 0:45.3 | To the man that braided my hair while I was sleep on the plane, I need you to come forth immediately. |
| 0:50.4 | You said directly behind me. |
| 0:52.1 | Some people might say, how did you let somebody braid your hair? |
| 0:54.9 | First of all, when I get on the plane, I don't sleep. |
| 0:57.1 | I hibernate. |
| 0:57.8 | I remember specifically, I'm sleep on the plane, and I hear it, and I said, who is taking pictures? |
| 1:05.9 | And when I wake up, it's literally right in my ear. |
| 1:08.7 | That's where I play on the brain. |
| 1:10.0 | Don't touch people while they're asleep. It's weird. in my ear. That's where I found the brain. Don't touch people while they're asleep. |
| 1:12.2 | It's weird. |
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