Jackson Ruins Everything: Apps And Websites Are Manipulating You!

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🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Jackson RUINS everything. Producer Jackson is in studio to explain how websites and apps are manipulating users...and it's worse than we thought!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	Producer Jackson, you're taking your segment a little too seriously, friend.
0:04.9	Why?
0:05.8	Well, you want to ruin everything, including our spring breaks by coming in here and hacking your germs.
0:10.4	I'm sorry.
0:13.9	I'm like, so help me.
0:16.0	If you get us sick before we leave, I'm going to haunt you.
0:20.8	I'm truly hoping the reason why I was out yesterday was because the pollen
0:24.4	actually just completely infiltrated my body and there was nothing
0:28.6	I could do about it. So let's hope that that's the reason. Do you have bad allergies?
0:32.2	Generally not the worst, but with the way that things have been
0:36.6	pollen, mo! Right. that things have been... Right.
0:38.9	Do you have...
0:39.6	Not at all.
0:40.9	I should never experience that.
0:42.7	There were record-breaking numbers of pollen this weekend.
0:45.9	Yes, there was.
0:46.2	I rest my case.
0:47.4	Okay.
0:47.9	All right.
0:48.5	Well, now it's time for Jackson to ruin something else.
0:52.0	Jackson Florence everything.
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