She Stalked A Celebrity Over The Weekend And Met Them OUT!

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🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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She was dragged out of her place this weekend to hunt down a local CELEBRITY! What did she do when she finally ran into him? Abby shares!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.5	Learn from me.
0:02.8	Don't put glitter all over your face because now here we are days later and I'm still
0:07.9	finding this ish everywhere.
0:11.6	Oh no.
0:12.1	It's like sparkly dandruff.
0:13.4	It's just constantly flaking.
0:14.7	It's, it's, I was at the, I was working out yesterday because, you know, I've been
0:17.8	trying to get, you know, with my strength training and whatnot.
0:20.4	And I'm there and I'm working out.
0:22.4	But that's why you put glitter on one?
0:24.6	To get good work.
0:26.5	What class are you going to a Roebats from 1985?
0:30.2	Yeah, let's backtrack a little bit.
0:31.3	So, Bert and Amanda's birthday rape was Saturday nights.
0:35.4	And granted, it started at six.
0:37.7	I was piecing out by 10.
0:39.2	But, you know, we made the most of it.
0:40.9	And Amanda had this glitter paint for your face.
0:43.2	And so I had like these giant chunks of glitter on my face.
0:46.6	And it's, it is all over my house.
0:49.3	I was at the gym yesterday.
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