Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.

From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.

A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.

We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.

So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.

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0:00.0	Lou roll is not something you'd normally feel good about, but ours is not your normal loo roll.
0:06.9	It donates 50% of profits to help provide access to clean water and toilets,
0:12.0	which means every wee is more of a...
0:14.9	And every number two is more of a number two.
0:21.6	Switch to toilet paper that makes you feel...
0:23.6	Okay, you get the idea.
0:27.3	Who gives a crap?
0:28.5	Feel good toilet paper.
0:30.7	Stock up with four freezer fillers for just £4.98 at ASDA.
0:35.2	Take your pick from big name brands like Goodfellas Deepan pepperoni pizza
0:39.2	and Bird's Eye Classics, like a two pack of breaded fish fillets,
0:43.4	a 10 pack of potato waffles or a four pack of chicken burgers.
0:47.4	Four frozen family faves for less than a fiver.
0:50.9	That's good honest value.
0:52.6	That's ASDA price.
0:54.1	Selected stores online subject to availability
0:56.0	may exclude Asder Express in small stores. See asda.com slash small stores.
1:02.3	This episode of The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Compared a Market.
1:05.5	So Pete, I've noticed you're a lot more chirpy lately. Have you been playing golf well or something?
1:10.3	No, my golf's actually
1:11.0	been horrendous. It's something, it's actually something you introduced me to. What? Like daytime
1:16.7	TV, wax strips. Now that'd be silly. Do you remember when you told me at Auto Sergei? Yeah.
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