The Bert Show.

How many in here have locked themselves out of an apartment, condo, or hometown home before?

Oh, yeah, it's happened.

I've done it.

You've done it?

I've done it.

I haven't done it, but I've been a part of it.

Like, my friend lost her keys, and so I'd sleep in my car.

Okay.

That adrenaline rush you get where you're like, oh, no.

You can't find it. You don't want to believe it at first. You're in denial. Then you check the car. Can't find them there. Then you're checking your pockets. Can't find them. All the doors is the first time in six months that you've locked all the doors and all the windows. You can't get in. Oh, yeah. And this happened. This is, again, a situation where I wasn't the one who lost the keys, but I was part of it.

So I'm hanging out with some friends over the weekend and at their apartment.

And, you know, we're having a good time, having some drinks hanging out, and it's getting pretty late in the night.

It's probably a little past midnight.

And all of a sudden we get a completely unexpected knock at the door.

And I'm like, who would possibly be knocking on the door at this time? Right. So we go and answer it.

And I don't know who these people are, but according to my friends, they're the people who live

downstairs. They are kind of familiar with each other just because they had like gone to the same

school, but they didn't really like know each other all that well, but they did recognize each other

from living in the same apartment complex. And they live one floor down from them. And so these guys

come in and were chatting and basically they say that they were out at the bars, having a good

time. And the guy lost

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