He Had To Cancel His Vacation Plans Because His Body Gave Out On Him!
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🗓️ 7 July 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Hi, ladies, you don't follow the sports, right? |
| 0:03.3 | Maybe your man does, and you don't know exactly know where he goes for long stretches of time. |
| 0:10.3 | You don't understand what seasons of what sports are going on. |
| 0:14.0 | So you're not exactly sure how focused he's going to be on you, the family, or sports over the next couple of months. |
| 0:22.1 | So I found this this morning at Ken's Brooks Betts on Instagram, the sports calendar for women. |
| 0:29.3 | Let's break down the sports calendar year so you know when your boyfriend or the men in your |
| 0:32.6 | life are the most mentally available. And good news is we're heading into the best season. |
| 0:36.6 | We're heading into the summer here, five stars for summer, not too many big sports going on here news is we're heading into the best season. We're heading into the summer here. |
| 0:37.9 | Five stars for summer. Not too many big sports going on here. All we're really looking at MLB regular |
| 0:43.5 | season and some occasional golf. Good news is these are both like very passive sports to watch. |
| 0:48.3 | This is when you get your stuff done. You get your dates done. You plan your traveling. Okay. |
| 0:52.4 | This is your time and you need this time |
| 0:54.9 | because what's coming, nothing will ever prepare you for the fall. One star, I should probably |
| 1:00.2 | give it zero stars. This is what, this is just when they're locked in. Okay. NFL begins. College |
| 1:05.5 | football begins and just to kick you in the gut while you're down, we got MLB playoffs. Which is the |
| 1:09.7 | first time they're actually going to want to dial in and watch an MLB game. |
| 1:12.4 | The NFL starts in September. |
| 1:14.0 | It basically goes until February when the Super Bowl is. |
| 1:16.9 | You have college football starts in September. |
| 1:18.5 | It ends around the first week of January. |
| 1:20.6 | I'm going to call it December to make you feel better. |
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