The Bert Show Breaks Down Their Big Vacations Over The Long Weekend!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 July 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.1 | I'm week away on holiday. |
| 0:02.9 | Let's see if our mouths still work. |
| 0:04.3 | Abby, how are you doing? |
| 0:05.5 | I'm doing okay. |
| 0:06.6 | I feel like it kind of hobbled into the studio this morning. |
| 0:09.9 | I feel like when you're not used to getting up this early and all of a sudden it's like, oh, it's 4.55 and I don't get to go back to sleep anymore. |
| 0:16.6 | I get to come into work, which is exciting. |
| 0:18.9 | It's always nice to be employed. Did you guys have a hard time falling in sleep last night? Yes. Yeah. |
| 0:23.7 | Pretty sure. That was rough. I was falling in sleep, hard getting up. I was trying to watch |
| 0:27.0 | everything last night. Like anything there's to chill me out. I'm even watching documentaries on the |
| 0:31.7 | ocean. And I'm up to like 1230. Did you have like the Sunday scurries or something? I don't know what it was. Yeah. |
| 0:41.8 | I guess your body just kind of like gets used to staying up. Yeah, because I slept plenty on vacation, but I guess maybe, yeah, for the first time in like a week, my mind thinking, okay, |
| 0:46.3 | you got to be up at 4.45 or whatever it is, 4.30. And I just couldn't get to sleep last night, yeah. Yeah, I didn't have any issues falling asleep because as soon as I did, I heard my son in the monitor. |
| 0:56.2 | And, yeah, his blanket came off his feet. |
| 0:59.5 | Oh, no. |
| 1:00.5 | Oh, no. |
| 1:01.2 | That's the worst. |
| 1:01.7 | And then we couldn't find horsey and we couldn't find baby turtle. |
| 1:05.0 | We had big turtle, but we couldn't find baby turtle. |
| 1:07.0 | So I had to get, you know, all the loveys situated. |
| 1:10.4 | And then we was good a true |
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