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🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 161 minutes
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Originally Aired November 11, 2025: Zach Johnson from Roger Up. Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Everything you wanna know about carcasses on your doorstep.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan. |
| 0:06.6 | Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready. |
| 0:12.4 | Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift. |
| 0:27.3 | But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect. |
| 0:30.7 | Book that tune up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:33.4 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:35.1 | The 93X halfHast morning show. |
| 0:38.6 | Ninety-three air. |
| 0:41.6 | For Veterans Day, we honor the many veterans who have fought to keep us safe and free. |
| 0:46.8 | They went not for conquest and not for gain, but only to protect the anguished and the innocent. |
| 0:53.7 | To our nation's veterans, for all that you do thank you |
| 0:57.7 | today is veterans day thank you for your service day to honor all military service members |
| 1:02.9 | honor military servicemen and women service and sacrifice this they lives for that country |
| 1:07.3 | coast to coast on this veterans day we're remembering the sacrifices of U.S. service members. |
| 1:12.6 | I was involved in Vietnam when we first arrived. |
| 1:15.6 | We could see the explosions off in the distance. |
| 1:18.6 | Concussion grenades knocked me out, and I was unconscious for quite a while. |
| 1:23.6 | Then he threw another grenade in, and this one knocked me down. |
| 1:26.6 | Today, Veterans Day, as we do every year, we take that moment to embrace the gentle heroes of |
| 1:32.9 | Vietnam and of all our wars. |
| 1:35.1 | You know what I just realized? |
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