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🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired October 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Romance root. Everything you wanna know about meth soaked clothes.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan. |
| 0:06.6 | Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready. |
| 0:12.4 | Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift. |
| 0:27.3 | But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect. |
| 0:30.7 | Book that tune up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:33.4 | That's standard heating.com. |
| 0:35.1 | The 93X.5-haired morning show. Ninety- heating.com. The 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 0:38.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:41.2 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:42.8 | Here is my facts about the Halloween night this on Friday, October 31st, 2025. |
| 0:47.3 | Glotted little kids, we go to trick-or-treating, and I recommend to be real careful. |
| 0:51.9 | Don't go trick-or-treating alone. |
| 0:53.7 | People, be wearing superhero costumes, |
| 0:55.6 | Ghosts, Goblins, Frankenstein, vampires, Dracula's. They'd be dressing up as monsters and skeletons |
| 1:01.8 | and ghosts and goblins, professional hockey players, baseball players, football players, basketball players, |
| 1:07.1 | and professional golfers and doctors, lawyers, and professors and kung fu people and things like this on Halloween. |
| 1:13.6 | Here's my advice. Stay away from the bad teenagers. They can smash the punk and things like this. |
| 1:18.6 | You have to be extremely careful going trick-or-treating. A lot of little kids will be getting candy, chips sold at bars and things like this on Halloween night in 2025. |
| 1:28.2 | But be very careful of young teenagers on Halloween night. |
| 1:31.5 | Be you extremely careful from Frankendowne. |
| 1:34.7 | Hi, this is Ashley. |
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