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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired November 3, 2025: Who's arms and legs do these belong to? Magnetic appetite. Everything you wanna know about Boogie Bites.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.
0:21.2	Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.
0:27.3	But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.
0:30.7	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:33.4	That's standard heating.com.
0:35.1	The 93X.5 half-assed morning show.
0:38.7	Ninety-three.
0:45.0	Oh, man.
0:47.2	I think the most important thing we can do right now is just to keep our composure.
0:52.2	Just getting started, day one of a five-day work week around here.
0:57.0	For the least we can do.
0:59.6	Let's just try to keep our, welcome to the 93X-Safass morning show.
1:03.9	Hope you're doing well.
1:04.9	Josh, you're looking good.
1:06.1	Oh, thank you very much.
1:07.1	I showered.
1:07.7	Maybe that has something to do with it.
1:08.9	Oh, good for you.
1:09.9	Dana, Ashley, great to see you all again. Great to see you. You really took a shower before
1:14.3	you came to work today? Yesterday or last night, specifically. I'm not going to be ridiculous about it.
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