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The new Money Valley stripper is back behind the microphone. It is December 31st.

It is 4.34 pm on New Year's and I am infiltrating your eardrums on this blessed Tuesday, 2023.

I am a hypocrite, along with being a new Money Valley stripper. And I missed a week for the very first

time in approximately six years. And boy, oh boy, did it feel amazing. Here's my truth. I sat down

in front of the microphone and like many other times, I started scraping the metaphorical

bottom of the barrel, regurgitating old stories, people, places and things, judgment calls that

have all been said millions of times. And I just didn't want to rape you last week with regurgitation,

a regurgitative rape. But I am refreshed. I'm rebuked. I'm rejuvenated. It's a new year and

everything's going to change. Wow, this year's in full of ups and downs. If I hear the temper trap,

sweet disposition set to a narcolepsy or what epileptic seizure inducing highlights real of your

stupid ass year, I will off myself. I will light this house on fire. You know what I did? I started

googling antidepressants statistics because according to the internet, everyone's having the best

year of their fucking life. Everyone's traveling the world. They're giggling in a crop top. They're

living. They're laughing. They're loving. I thought we were headed into a recession. Everybody's

in Italy. Everybody's fucking having, you know, sushi with the love of their life. L-O-M-L. What

is it? Love of my life. L-O-M-L. Everyone's just having a gale time. I can't fucking deal. I'm

over it. So you know what I did in typical tacky fashion? I've been shadow band for the past three

weeks because I made an ISIS joke. You're not a lot of make ISIS jokes on the internet. Write

that down. It's 2023. New year. New year. I don't know what sick fuck wrote a book, went on

Oprah, promoted it, and then told us all that people can change. People don't really change that

often. Unless there's like a medical position involved, some extreme narcotics, and maybe I don't

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