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Hello everyone. I've been encouraged to record a vulnerable intro to this

week's episode as this was recorded in a blind vitriolic rage of hormones and

complete lack of self-awareness. I'm not a meteorologist but I can tell the

temperature of a room and after some choice impulse Instagram videos last

week the weather is cloudy with a chance of everybody fucking hates me.

In the spirit of forward pedaling for those who missed it I said and I quote if any

fuck-twhat had the nerve to send me a message like hang in there mama or we got you mama or you

got this mama which is simply a sweet supportive gesture. Another direct quote

know that I fucking hate you and want to drive to your house and punch you in the vagina to

embarrass you in front of your children end quote. Shockingly this did not land well with my

Camiana Day prompting a series of unfollows and extreme digital turbulence.

I can assure you the following episode will be the nail on the coffin and I'll probably be

blacklisted from the mom tribe for all of eternity. In attempts to repair my expiring relevance

and reputation after this week's episode next week I will host an episode as Jaquie my fun

love and alter ego that loves all things calligraphy ship lap girl boss culture and maybe even an

auditory gender reveal so feel free to wear pink or blue to celebrate you can expect foe

wholesome words of positivity banana bread recipes and even a skin care routine but until then

please take a horse tranquilizer refrain from writing a college entry length essay on why I'm the

worst your pipe and hot Facebook group and enjoy one of the last standing buckless women behind

a microphone going the fuck off with zero edits I've always said it's important to know when

to dim the lights an exit stage left because of that I have decided to take a hiatus from the

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