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Hello everyone. I am so excited today. I am sitting across from a computer talking to myself

on a microphone again because allegedly the bitch Bible is a risky booking. I got to tell you

something. Can't get a guest to save my life and it's perplexing and it's concerning because I

have people reach out that you would die. You would die if I was just a little bit more broken

and damaged. I would start making some severe name drops. I will not. People being like, oh my god,

I love your podcast. I'm like, you should come on and they're like, oh, and I'm like,

fuck off. Everyone is such a pussy. So you know, it's just me and the voices in my head.

I'd like to start off this episode on a positive tip and read a really touching, passionate one

star review that I received this morning. Now, I don't want this to encourage an onslaught of more

one star reviews because like there is a point in time where I have to like meet with people from

my company and then we like go over the one star reviews and we like think about how we can do

things better and amidst this Hanukkah season, I would like to remind you one more time for the

people in the mother fucking back. You will always roll a gimmel when you bank on Jackie fucking

shimmel. Nothing that I will ever say I mean more. I mean, I mean it from the bottom and the depths

of my fucking labia. I ride for this podcast in a way that I can't even possibly articulate.

It's so good. They're not all hits. I'm nine years deep. I'm going to repeat stories. Sometimes I

get sticky. I get on the hamster wheel. It's not great. But all in all, no shelf life on this fucking

bitch. Okay. Here we go. Recent one star review. If you could counteract it with five star reviews,

that would be awesome. It helps me. But this one tickled my pickle and gave me a bit of a Christmas

heart pang on the first night of Hanukkah. My true love gave to me a one star review with an

embarrassing title. This is the title. I think she's a Jackie O, but she's a Jackie. No. Okay.

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