Halloween 2024
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2024
⏱️ 161 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired October 31, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Andrew DePaola. Trick or treating Iowegian style! Everything you've ever wanted to know about car seat costumes.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:14.6 | The 93X Half-ass Morning Show. |
| 0:18.0 | 90. |
| 0:19.0 | 3. |
| 0:21.0 | Earth. |
| 0:22.0 | Duncan Donuts is getting plenty of attention of Ritz Halloween spider donuts |
| 0:24.8 | after the official Duncan Instagram account posted promos saying things like |
| 0:29.0 | y' girl said I'm not so itsy bitsy. Classic marketing strategy according to the old advertising maxim. |
| 0:37.0 | Step one, know your product. |
| 0:39.0 | Step two, imply your product is banging the customer's wife. |
| 0:42.0 | I was scared to close my eyes. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm scared to open them. |
| 0:47.0 | I'm going to die out here. |
| 0:48.0 | It's the great pumpkin! |
| 0:50.0 | A census taker once tried to test me. |
| 0:52.0 | I ate his liver with some father beans and a nice kianty. |
| 0:57.0 | Dad, we did something very bad. |
| 1:00.0 | Did you wreck the car? No. |
| 1:02.0 | Did you raise the dad? Did you raise the dad? |
| 1:03.0 | Yes. |
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