Horny Grandma
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Originally Aired October 30, 2024: Waking up from a 13-year coma. Keeping dirty sexual secrets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about peeing in the sink.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:03.3 | 93 Earth. |
| 0:06.3 | Ladies gentlemen, this is Carl Phillips again. |
| 0:08.8 | How does the Wilma's farm grow with Mill, New Jersey? |
| 0:10.9 | That's the thing directly in front of me. But I can see of the object itself |
| 0:14.6 | doesn't look very much like a meteor. Race not the meteor as I've seen. It looks more like a huge |
| 0:19.3 | cylinder. As a diameter of, what would you say, Professor Pearson? |
| 0:23.0 | About 30 yards. |
| 0:24.0 | About 30 yards. |
| 0:25.0 | Well, I've never seen anything like it. |
| 0:27.0 | The curious spectators now are pressing close to the object in spite of the efforts of the police |
| 0:30.0 | to keep them back. |
| 0:31.0 | Would you mind standing once I'd please? Here's Mr. Wilmoth, owner of the police to keep them back. Would you mind standing one side please? |
| 0:33.2 | Here's Mr. Wilma's, owner of the farm here. |
| 0:35.2 | Would you please tell the radio audience as much as you remember |
| 0:38.2 | of this rather unusual visitor that dropped in your backyard? |
| 0:41.3 | I was listening to the radio and kind of drowsing. |
| 0:43.4 | And then you saw something? Not first off. I heard something. |
| 0:46.8 | Yes, then what? |
| 0:47.8 | Seen a kind of greenish streak and then Zingo. Something smacked the ground. |
| 0:51.0 | It knocked me clear out of my chair. |
| 0:52.6 | Well, were you frightened, Mr Wilmer? |
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