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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Horny Grandma

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 30, 2024: Waking up from a 13-year coma. Keeping dirty sexual secrets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about peeing in the sink. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The 93X half-ass morning show.

0:03.3

93 Earth.

0:06.3

Ladies gentlemen, this is Carl Phillips again.

0:08.8

How does the Wilma's farm grow with Mill, New Jersey?

0:10.9

That's the thing directly in front of me. But I can see of the object itself

0:14.6

doesn't look very much like a meteor. Race not the meteor as I've seen. It looks more like a huge

0:19.3

cylinder. As a diameter of, what would you say, Professor Pearson?

0:23.0

About 30 yards.

0:24.0

About 30 yards.

0:25.0

Well, I've never seen anything like it.

0:27.0

The curious spectators now are pressing close to the object in spite of the efforts of the police

0:30.0

to keep them back.

0:31.0

Would you mind standing once I'd please? Here's Mr. Wilmoth, owner of the police to keep them back. Would you mind standing one side please?

0:33.2

Here's Mr. Wilma's, owner of the farm here.

0:35.2

Would you please tell the radio audience as much as you remember

0:38.2

of this rather unusual visitor that dropped in your backyard?

0:41.3

I was listening to the radio and kind of drowsing.

0:43.4

And then you saw something? Not first off. I heard something.

0:46.8

Yes, then what?

0:47.8

Seen a kind of greenish streak and then Zingo. Something smacked the ground.

0:51.0

It knocked me clear out of my chair.

0:52.6

Well, were you frightened, Mr Wilmer?

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