4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired October 13, 2025: Doctor P answers STD questions. Bad day? Have a blizzard. Everything you wanna know about eating live frogs.
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| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
| 0:02.1 | We say that all the time around here. |
| 0:03.7 | Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket. |
| 0:22.5 | Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast, |
| 0:25.5 | and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. |
| 0:29.0 | The 93X-haired morning show. |
| 0:30.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:41.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm up, I'm up. |
| 0:46.8 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:50.1 | Welcome to a brand new work week. |
| 0:52.4 | Everybody feels great. |
| 0:53.3 | Everyone's excited. Very much so. If that was not a rhetorical question yeah |
| 0:58.4 | doing great how about yourself everyone's excited yeah oh god feel like a hundred bucks this is |
| 1:03.7 | going to be a different kind of a week for our radio program come Thursday after the radio show |
| 1:10.5 | is wrapped up. |
| 1:12.2 | We got to load, you know, load everything up and head out to Friggin' Wisco for our Border Bash |
| 1:19.5 | Casino Showdown out there at St. Croix Casino in Turtle Lake. |
| 1:25.2 | Going to be a little different vibe this week, Cubby. |
| 1:28.3 | We'll see you there, everybody. |
| 1:30.6 | The binge drinking. |
| 1:32.9 | The life and savings account altering gambling. |
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