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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

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4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2024

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Originally Aired September 20, 2024: Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 169. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pee foam.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air conditioning.
0:04.6	Standard Heating and Air is looking for an accounting administrator and customer service representatives
0:09.4	to join their team. Learn more at standard heating.com
0:12.6	slash careers today.
0:13.8	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:17.3	90.
0:18.3	90.
0:19.3	3.
0:20.3	Oh, and remember, Friday is best day of my life.
0:24.8	You seem happy this morning.
0:25.9	I am happy because it's Friday.
0:27.8	This is cause for celebration.
0:29.1	It is a booth-fueled sex-rom, where anything goes.
0:32.3	We're going to need a bigger poj.
0:33.6	Farewell, Brian, I'm off to sea.
0:35.2	An hour from now I'll be surrounded by seaman.
0:37.4	Sperm Wales and seaman.
0:38.9	O'A swallow.
0:39.6	Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are.
0:42.0	Now on this ship, it's very easy.
0:43.5	Anywhere over the side.
0:46.3	Not only am I your ships captain, I am also your party captain.
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