HAARP and DARPA with Maggie Monahan

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This HAARP ain't in a philharmonic, that's for sure. Will that be the worst joke this episode? No. This week we get all up into the mysterious High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, located in glamorous Gakona, Alaska. HAARP is at the heart of numerous conspiracy theories, largely thanks to it's connection with the oh so strange Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, aka DARPA. Our brainy guest Maggie Monahan walks us through the various possibilities of what might be going on up at HAARP. She also tells us about some of DARPA's dumbest projects, the gnarly nuclear nun, several suspicious doctors, and Katelyn's greatest enemy, the University of Tokyo.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. He interviews pink about her vineyard.
0:48.2	It's amazing.
0:49.4	He just loves alcohol.
0:50.5	And he's a boost.
0:51.5	He's like an Alton Brown in the UK. And he, the first picture I found of him.
0:57.4	God, I truly forgot Alton Brown was not English. Right. This is one of the first pictures that comes up is him like meeting the Queen of England.
1:06.0	Oh, and he...
1:07.0	Oh, he's very cute and he was like, come visit me in England and come stay at my state in the country.
1:16.7	And you're like, all right.
1:18.0	Ugh, fine.
1:20.0	Oh, wow, your life is very glamorous. Yeah, just because Kevin was a PA on a show he worked on and they just broed out about watches.
1:28.0	Wow, this is all good fodder for lizard people.
1:33.0	Let's talk about how Ali Smith is a super lizards.
1:37.0	I know.
1:38.0	I know.
1:39.0	I know.
1:40.0	I'm excited for your England trip.
1:42.0	Me too.
1:43.0	What's your casting?
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