Beyonce Killed Joan Rivers with Jesse and Julian

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In a Lizard People first, we have TWO illustrious guests on this episode. And prepare yourself, because it's double the giggles. Julian Gonzales and Jesse Esparza of the Extra Extra Podcast are here to teach us all about one of the most dastardly murders of the 21st century. That's right, the time that Beyonce killed Joan Rivers. At first not very much connects the two celebrities, but once you get into it there's a whole world of mildly convincing numbers and signs. Buckle up for a wild ride through pop culture, high culture, Whitney Houston impressions, Jay Z doppelgangers, meditations on the nature of fandom, and way more. It gets silly as all hell.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. There was one night where we all went out to West Hollywood and it was always a recipe for disaster and he got too drunk tried to flirt with other people and we were like we're ready to leave but he left he was like leave you know and so we left without him and he got so
0:55.2	mad and then so he'd never to and he didn't remember the next day you know he was just like you
0:59.8	abandoned me yeah and we were like we were to leave, but you told us to go.
1:03.6	Yeah.
1:04.6	That's the code.
1:05.6	Dude, when someone says leave, I want to get it in.
1:08.2	Yeah, it's like, yeah.
1:09.2	It's like, fine, you know, but he knew he was to, you know, he learned.
1:12.2	Not really though, because he didn't. because that's still his lifestyle. I don't know I don't talk to him
1:17.1	anymore that's a thing. Well maybe he was named it maybe he's a priest now so I guess we're
1:21.8	we're friends again.
1:23.0	Okay.
1:24.0	He messed me on Facebook and he was like, do you want to like get a coffee and like hash things out?
1:27.6	And I was like, I know.
1:28.6	I was like, I really was like, I don't think we need to do that.
1:31.0	It's fine, I don't care.
1:32.0	Like what's the point?
1:32.8	Yeah.
1:33.2	If you want to pay, I guess.
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