The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, crazy people, and cookey ideas about what's going on

behind the scenes. I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead. Let's get to the show. I took an entire class where it was focused on books whose protagonist or like more than two of the

main characters or animals. It was a full class that I took.

Would you read like Watership Down?

We did not read Watership Down.

We read Mowie Dick in that class,

which I guess is like that's like, a cheap thing. We read metamorphosis, we read

the Kafka, not the not the oven there, the dumb one. Yeah yeah I can't wait to never read Moby Dick I never

haven't I never will you did I loved it I super loved it for real for real yeah

because I was also like I was so ready to hate it for my whole life.

And then he, I mean it's so long and he kind of like in the super like encyclopedic scientific chapters like dares you to fucking quit.

Yeah. But mostly it's really fun and there's like chapters that are like plays like

written in dialogue. It just genuinely reads like a book that the author doesn't want you to read.

But I like that. I like a challenge. I love it when a white man challenges me to push myself.

Because they know what's best for us? You and honestly even when I say no they know it's

best Jesus all right let's set the tone for this one right up top we're about to bash the patriarchy.

Well, you ready to pop this pauper off?

Pop, like a champagne?

Yes, would you like to pop the champagne cork of this delicious luxurious

episode I would love to cool our guest today is Aaron Byrne very very funny comedian, very talented broad, very smart

person and Aaron do you want to tell the nice people what you're here to talk

about? I would love to. This is a theory and philosophy that is

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