Happy New Year podcast, pals.

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The 93x half-assed morning show.

93.

Air.

Good morning, folks. Boy, what a hell of a deal we got cooking today.

This is very likely the last live show you'll get this week out of the 93x half-ass morning show,

because we're coming apart at the seams. It's an infirmary.

Even Ashley's car is sick.

I know.

A sickness has spread throughout the radio station.

If you've been listening this week, you've heard me coughing up and down.

We probably should have just stayed in bed.

I caught the sickness.

I suppose if I wanted to be a douchebag, I might say that I have, how would I say it, Josh, like the song, I might say I've become down with the sickness.

You have a license to ill.

Now, Josh has caught the sickness.

And as Josh mentioned, Ashley's car broke down on her way to work this morning.

We don't know where she is.

So, Dana, you don't strike me as the type of guy that can handle a lot of pressure.

But if the rest of us drop dead, we're counting on you to close out the rest of the show today

and then dispose of our remains.

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