Butt-weisers
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired February 3, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Random celebrity encounters. Everything you wanna know about grandma's cabin.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air |
| 0:22.8 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat |
| 0:28.1 | trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air |
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| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.0 | Ninety three. |
| 0:44.9 | That's right with Chuck, Chuckers. It's Groundhog Day! Get up and check that hog out there. |
| 0:51.3 | Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again. |
| 0:57.0 | You have that energy, that's Groundhog Day energy out there. Cleavage, when it first pops out, like late March, early April. |
| 1:01.0 | It's almost like Groundhog's Day. |
| 1:04.0 | It's like, ah, it's gonna be an early spring. |
| 1:08.0 | The big question on everybody's lips. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, their chap lips. |
| 1:11.6 | On their chap lips? |
| 1:12.7 | Right. |
| 1:13.4 | Do you think Phil's going to come out and see a shadow? |
| 1:17.2 | Showtime. The old Groundhog Day gimmick. |
| 1:37.1 | I love the movie. |
| 1:38.2 | Never really cared for the actual bit where they drug and physically abuse an animal for our entertainment. |
| 1:45.5 | But anyways, I ought to go ahead and welcome everybody into the mix. |
| 1:50.6 | If this bit has caused you to question whether or not you're losing your mind, you're not. |
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