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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Free Beer (Tomorrow)

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy New Year podcast, pals.

0:01.9

Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.

0:23.1

UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.

0:28.2

Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.

0:30.8

Be cozy this winter.

0:32.1

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:36.5

Online at standardhe heating.com.

0:38.5

The 93x half-ass morning show.

0:42.3

93.

0:44.5

Fair.

0:49.2

Oh, well, it's absolutely unbelievable, as a good friend of mine would say.

0:59.7

It's unbelievable, but it's true.

1:02.6

It's time for the latest edition, the Thursday edition, of the 93X Half-Ass Morning Show.

1:08.1

Thanks, everybody, for tuning us in.

1:09.8

How you doing there, Josh?

1:11.0

All good. How about yourself? Pretty good. Do you also find this situation to be unbelievable?

1:15.9

I do find it to be unbelievable. I'm sorry. I've got a friend who pronounces it that way and I can't get over it.

1:25.0

I hate it when things are underwhelming so I'm glad it's unbelievable.

1:29.5

Oh, here we go.

1:30.8

Yeah, with the Thursday issue of the show.

1:37.2

There you are, Josh.

1:38.3

You're at home and you're doing what you love to do most at home.

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