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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 10, 2024: Summer sucks. New guy in the corner sneezing his guts out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friend-zone.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X half-ask morning show.
0:22.3	90. 93. 3. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-nine!
0:24.0	Three.
0:25.0	Er. Do you know what today is?
0:27.0	Anybody up for ice tea?
0:28.0	I'm going to make some tea.
0:29.0	Today is National Ice Tea Day.
0:32.0	Will you make me some ice tea?
0:33.9	Sweetened or unsweetened.
0:34.9	Being a California girl living in the South.
0:37.1	I've learned when I go to a restaurant,
0:39.0	if I order an ice tea, it automatically
0:41.0	comes with three pounds of sugar in it.
0:43.0	Y'all call that sweet tea. We call it Diabiti.
0:47.0	Hard to say no to five gallons of sugar for 99 cents.
0:50.0	Oh, that's my jam, son, Arizona's?
0:53.6	I'd be bad in boosy with my Arizona's.
0:55.4	I ain't basic with my assujy where I got the green tea.
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