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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 7, 2024: Things you've learned not to mess with. Giraffe vs. baby. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much a baby weighs.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.8	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-nine-three.
0:24.0	Earth.
0:25.0	Do you know what today is?
0:27.0	Friday it is National Donut Day.
0:30.0	Mmm.
0:31.0	Do-nuts.
0:32.0	The donut hole, let's stop right there.
0:35.0	What a horrible little snack.
0:37.0	If you want a donut, have a donut.
0:39.0	Why are you eating the hole?
0:41.0	I sell my soul for a donut.
0:43.0	Mmm, gownet.
0:45.0	I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut.
0:47.0	I don't need a receipt for a donut.
0:49.0	I'll just give you the money.
0:50.0	You give me the don't it.
0:51.0	And a transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.
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