Guilty as Charred

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Simone brings the case against her husband, Julian. They're currently living abroad in Portugal, on the island of Madeira. They've enjoyed adapting to the customs of their new home, but Julian can't get used to their special built-in grill. Simone says they should do as the Portuguese do and figure out how to take advantage of this beautiful piece of equipment. Julian thinks they should just buy a hibachi. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, guilty as charred.
0:09.4	Simone brings the case against her husband, Julian.
0:12.4	They're currently living abroad in Portugal on the island of Madera.
0:16.1	They've enjoyed adapting to the customs of their new home, but Julian can't get used
0:20.0	to their special built-in barbecue.
0:22.9	Simone says they should do as the Portuguese do and figure out how to take advantage of
0:26.6	this beautiful piece of equipment.
0:28.5	Julian thinks they should just buy a Habachi.
0:31.3	Who's right?
0:32.3	Who's wrong?
0:33.3	Only one man can decide.
0:35.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:40.0	reference.
0:41.0	Ultimately, that's the best advice I can give.
0:44.0	Do and do some more.
0:46.4	Drink beer.
0:47.5	But not so much that you lose track of what you're doing.
0:50.7	And pay attention.
0:51.7	Bayliffe Jesse swear them in.
0:54.7	Please rise and raise your right hands.
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