Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.

I'm Baylor Jesse Thorne.

This week, the long-sleeved arm of the law.

Blair brings the case against her husband, John.

In hot weather, John would like to wear one of his few treasured tank tops to cool off

and feel the breeze.

Blair thinks that tank tops on men look terrible and expose their sweaty arms to the masses.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Only one man can decide.

These rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you.

Just as you'll never know all there is to know about me.

Humans are by nature to complicate it to be understood fully.

So we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach

them with an open mind, a dash of optimism, and a great deal of candor.

Baylor Jesse, swear the men.

Please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you

God or whatever?

I do.

I do.

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