Gross Misconduct

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A woman takes her mother to court over fingernail clipping in public.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.9	I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn.
0:06.7	This week, Gross Misconduct.
0:09.2	Molly brings the case against her mom, Susan.
0:12.2	Molly says that Susan has a habit of clipping her fingernails at inappropriate times.
0:17.8	Susan says she follows proper etiquette and tries to be discreet.
0:21.8	Who's right?
0:22.8	Who's wrong?
0:23.8	Only one man can decide.
0:25.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:29.0	Mr.
0:32.2	e cash is lost, Mrs.
0:39.2	sister contractor
0:43.7	missing
0:46.7	missing
0:49.4	completeless
0:51.8	work
0:54.1	Bail of Jesse Thorn, welcome back now, Swear the Men.
0:58.7	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:01.1	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
1:02.9	and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever?
1:06.3	I do.
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