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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Originally Aired December 19, 2025: MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Camel kick. Everything you wanna know about Santa-philes.

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0:00.0	Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard.
0:22.2	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of age fact companies out there, but standard is the
0:21.4	standard. And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. It's been colder than
0:25.6	balls of Minnesota and only getting colder. Book appointments at standardheating.com. That's
0:30.2	standard heating. Enjoy the show.
0:32.9	The 93x-haired morning show. Ninety-three.
0:38.9	It's Christmas time.
0:41.4	Yeah, Lois, I knew it was Christmas a week ago
0:43.4	when the O and the Porn Hub logo became a wreath.
0:46.3	You know what killed me at Christmas last year, food-wise?
0:49.4	The Kentucky Fried Chicken 12-day Advent calendar.
0:52.9	Holy smokes, them five golden wings had me tur-devin all the way to the bathroom.
0:57.6	I guarantee. I ain't kidding. I could have dropped my pants and dropped a partridge out of a pear tree
1:03.3	right there. I guarantee. The best weapon you could ever have beating up a brother-sister
1:08.5	growing up was the big long wrapping paper tube thing. Loved it because it started off as a big long staff and you could ever have beating up a brother-sister growing up was that big long wrapping paper tube thing
1:11.9	loved it because it started off as a big long staff and you could just start smacking people with it
1:16.4	then the middle part would get all busted up then the answer's still fine then you had numtucks
1:21.4	it's christmas ladies and gentlemen it's christ, you mother, sir! The weekend. I'm A lot of Why is everyone looking at me?
2:14.5	What is going on over it?
2:15.9	Kind of looking at everybody.
2:17.0	Yeah, a weird face on your face.
2:19.3	Why do I got to talk first?
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