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🗓️ 22 December 2025
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.2 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard. |
| 0:22.1 | And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:24.8 | It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder. |
| 0:27.7 | Book appointments at standardheating.com. |
| 0:30.0 | That's standardheating.com. |
| 0:31.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:32.4 | The 93x-happed morning show. |
| 0:36.1 | 903. Air. 3x half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.2 | Fair. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah, we ought to get in there already. |
| 0:48.8 | Welcome, everyone, to the latest issue of the 93-Halfast morning show from Pete's sake. |
| 0:53.5 | Cubby, I grabbed a stocking cap on my |
| 0:56.4 | way out the door, and I'm wearing socks. Yeah, that'll say it's cold out. If you're wearing |
| 1:02.5 | socks, the weather has significantly changed. It is cold. It's kind of cold in this building, too. |
| 1:07.5 | Grabbed a stocking cap on my way out the door, put on a pair of socks. |
| 1:11.6 | I'm wearing my good drawers, too, the ones that aren't completely transparent. |
| 1:16.1 | Oh, nice. |
| 1:17.0 | The ones that offer some level of resistance. |
| 1:20.7 | Because we're getting there. |
| 1:22.2 | At least for a day or two, she's going to be a little chilly. |
| 1:28.1 | And today, I read 40 to 50 mile per hour wind gusts and whatnot. |
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