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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired December 18, 2025: MN State Patrol in-studio. MN Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Everything you wanna know about the best times to have a beer.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard.
0:22.2	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Just like podcasts, there are tons of H-FAC companies out there, but Standard is the standard.
0:22.1	And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.
0:24.8	It's been colder than balls of Minnesota and only getting colder.
0:27.7	Book appointments at standardheating.com.
0:30.0	That's standardheating.com.
0:31.8	Enjoy the show.
0:32.4	The 93x-happed morning show.
0:36.1	903. Air. Yeah. 93x half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:38.3	Air.
0:43.0	We're up and running.
0:50.4	We're up and running.
0:50.4	We've happily, very happily hit the start button on our Thursday broadcast.
0:58.0	Welcome.
0:59.7	I'll get my microphone over here.
1:01.9	Welcome to the 93X half-fast morning show.
1:04.8	We certainly appreciate you being by our side for today's show.
1:09.8	We're down to just two days until we close out our ultimate F-off week,
1:15.8	our Christmas edition of the ultimate F-off week.
1:18.9	Two days.
1:19.7	We've got to get through today, of course.
1:21.6	Tomorrow doesn't concern me at all.
	...

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