Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original

from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth

Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,

set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,

a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing

together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the

impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong

and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,

Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated

than she ever planned.

She's in over her head and head over heels.

Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.

Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.

Hi, everyone. I've had to restart this episode three fucking times because my computer is literally about to explode and I don't want to blame the Scientologist, but I did have a bit of a sticky

situation in Clearwater and I made a lot of John Travolta and Tom Cruise semen jokes and now I feel

like I'm being targeted by the Scientologist. Am I being a little

paranoid? Yes. Was my venue in Clearwater also haunted by a homosexual stage manager? Yes. So I'm feeling

poltergeisty. I'm feeling very spooky energy and I feel like I carried some of that home from

Clearwater. So I just did my Floridian leg of my tour. Hi, everyone. She's back.

We're back. Got home last night. Andrew made me a gorgeous chicken piccata and a very zesty Caesar salad,

which was very sweet. Bought me a bunch of flowers, got me caviar. I was like, okay, laying it on a

little thick. Jesus Christ. But I had a great time in Florida. If you hear like a weird humming in the background, I've had to re-record this episode three times because my computer is like steaming and smoking and sparking. And I am going to go to the Apple store. Am I going to go to the Apple store? Of course I'm not going to the Apple store. I'm probably going to take a hammer to it and then drown myself in the dolphin pool because I just can't believe this is fucking happening. There she goes. Listen to this. We're going clear, everybody. Okay, so let's talk shit about Florida for a second. It is a glorified swamp. Now, obviously, you don't know, you do know,

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