Urine on the Dance Floor

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

How much does Jackie hate the beach? Let her count the ways…

Jackie suggests JoJo Siwa is in desperate need of a transformational, spiritual journey to make up for the developmental damage she has accumulated as a former child star, asks Andrew what he loves most about her, and rails against frosted glass doors and the character flaws they harbor.

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1:09.8	Hello everyone.
1:31.7	It's Leo's season. Oh, it's my favorite time of the year. You know what that means? We're going to crank, crank, crank up the volume. I am feeling settled, serene, and extremely bloated. I went to the beach yesterday, if you'd like to sit with that for a second.
1:38.6	I would like to go on record and say that I hate the beach. I hate everything about the beach.
1:47.5	I do not understand why people enjoy said beach. If you're looking at a beach from a pool at a resort or a hotel, sure. But the act of going to the beach is so psychotic to me. The schlep factor,
1:53.7	all the folding furniture, the trash, okay, the exfoliation of the sand, the weather, okay, the water, the people, the food. Like, what do you bring to the beach? You bring a sandwich and then you're eating a sandy sandwich, okay? I don't like any element of it. I don't like the rocks. I don't like the seagulls. I don't like the folding chairs. I don't like the sand. I don't like the water. Okay. I don't like the parking. I don't understand. I do not understand people who think it's a good idea to go to the beach. The driving. I mean, I live 15 minutes from the beach.
2:34.8	I don't want to go to the fucking beach.
2:36.5	I hate the beach, okay?
2:39.8	Pizmo Beach disaster relief from Clueless.
2:42.6	I'm not donating.
2:44.1	I don't fucking care.
2:45.2	I hate the fucking beach.
2:46.6	Let's kick things off with Jojo Siwa.
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