Baseball Rubbing Mud

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On today's ep, Emily is fresh off the red carpet with another one of her classic looks, and Lisa spent a few nights in an apartment that wasn't recently vacuumed. On Chunch Chat, Martha shares an actual Chunch update for once. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Baseball Rubbing Mud," or mud used to treat balls in the sport of baseball to give pitchers better control and a firmer grip on the balls.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.6	welcome to baby geniuses my My name is Emily. My name is Lisa. And I just realized I don't
0:37.2	know where my phone is and I'm worried it's going to go off while we're recording.
0:40.9	No. That's fine. Oh wait, it's right here and it's on silent. I'm a mess right now. Oh God.
0:49.8	I've had one of those months where I just cannot keep my space clean.
0:58.0	Yeah, you know?
1:00.0	Mm, you mean, months?
1:02.0	Hmm. Mums? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, where it's just like, oh, there's just a quite a bit of junk
1:10.0	around me right now and I should do something about it and my office is like the
1:14.6	place that's hardest to keep clean because I always have yeah like projects going
1:18.4	on that I'm in the middle of that I'm like I can't clean till I'm done with this
1:21.3	project even though this project is going to take me like two months.
1:23.6	And then I just like boxes lying around and I have like stuff that I like kind of want to put on eBay
1:28.8	but I'm probably never going to do it. Right, yeah. And it's just like, I have a weighted blanket that I don't know where it should go because we don't have a place for like extra blankets and stuff in our house.
1:42.0	On your body at all times.
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