Gifting Horses, Work Hours, Smart Kids | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-17-25

Monday Morning Podcast

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:01.9	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking it on you.
0:10.0	Ow!
0:12.1	Ow!
0:12.8	Remember that?
0:13.4	That was always in rock music.
0:14.7	At some point, you know, when you sang a song in the 70s and 80s, at some point you had to be like, ow.
0:21.7	Joan Jett.
0:23.4	Nan, nan, nan, nan, nan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.
0:29.8	Ow, burn out.
0:33.3	I just picture all the producers back then, like, you know, this song, it needs something.
0:38.7	Does it need more cowbell?
0:40.1	No, it needs an ow.
0:42.0	And it's going to go to the next level.
0:44.2	So people know that you're rocking, that you're not fucking around, man.
0:49.7	Don't say ow like you're hurt.
0:52.5	Say ow like something's going to have.
0:54.3	Ow!
0:58.1	Anyway, all right.
0:59.9	I'm in a stupid mood.
1:00.9	I, of course, have a million things to do today.
1:07.5	Still fucking beautiful weather out here, but you still need like a jacket.
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