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🗓️ 21 April 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 21st, 2025. |
0:10.0 | What's going on? How are you? |
0:14.3 | What's going on? Oh my God, it's post-Easter. Did you have a nice Easter? |
0:20.7 | Did you fucking see the Easter bunny? |
0:25.5 | Oh, man. |
0:27.2 | We, uh, my family's in town. |
0:30.4 | So, uh, we went to this Easter party. |
0:34.3 | And a friend of mine, |
0:36.9 | I'm not going to name names here, dressed up like the Easter Bunny. |
0:40.6 | So my daughter knows there's no Easter Bunny. So she's sitting there rolling her eyes. |
0:45.4 | Not to mention, it's a guy in a bunny suit. |
0:52.2 | You know, I really got to say something. You know, as far as I don't have to, but I'm going to. |
0:59.4 | I don't know why I just said I really have to say something. I feel like when women do that on talk |
1:04.0 | shows, they immediately get an applause break before the other women even hear what they're going to |
1:09.3 | say. Now, hang on a second. I need to say something. |
1:12.1 | Go ahead and say that shit, right? And what's amazing is they act like they're not talking most of the |
1:18.4 | time for some reason. That is what is funny about women. Like they don't ever feel heard, |
1:24.9 | but they talk way more. It's kind of a strange dynamic. Maybe if they |
1:31.6 | made an attempt, how about this, ladies, how about in the rest of 2025, rather than volume, |
1:39.9 | why don't we focus more on being concise? |
1:50.9 | And then maybe it would be easier for the man in your life to hear what you're saying. |
1:54.5 | All right. |
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