Barry Manilow, The Masters, Titty Bar Food | Monday Morning Podcast 4-14-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 14th, |
| 0:07.7 | 2025. What's going on? How are you? How's it going? You know what? My phone, my smartphone. Oh, |
| 0:20.5 | it's so fucking smart. |
| 0:24.9 | By the way, if I hear one more of these fucking idiot nerds that are building these |
| 0:29.9 | fucking robots for these fucking sociopaths that's going to basically wipe all human |
| 0:35.0 | beings out so they can have their ultimate slave labor, tell me that |
| 0:40.9 | these robots feel all emotions. They don't feel emotions. They're a fucking robot. It's an |
| 0:48.4 | algorithm. There's probably trigger words. So then the thing can be like, or ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:57.6 | They don't feel fucking emotions. |
| 1:00.6 | They want them to. |
| 1:03.3 | They want them. |
| 1:04.5 | They want them to feel emotions. |
| 1:06.9 | You know why? |
| 1:07.8 | Because when we're gone and it's just the robots, |
| 1:10.1 | what's the fun of ruling something |
| 1:12.7 | if it's not sad about it um anyway there's my first fucking dark thought of the day. Oh, my God. |
| 1:28.2 | What to talk about? |
| 1:29.9 | What to talk about? |
| 1:30.7 | I went out last night, not naming any names. |
| 1:34.1 | I went out with two friends of mine. |
| 1:35.7 | I went to Radio City Music Hall and saw Barry Manilow. |
| 1:40.0 | And, you know, took the perfect amount of mushrooms. |
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