The Bert Show.

Guys got five bucks. Guys got ten bucks. We need money for Bert's Big Adventure. We're already talking about. Bert's Big Adventure 2027 because Kristen went off on buying souvenirs this year, so we need even more money. So we're asking you guys, whatever you can give, man. If it's $5, that'd be fantastic. Because, again, Zaxby's is hooking us up and matching your donations. So if you can help us out a little bit, the B-E-R-S-O-G-E-R-T, you can text the word B-E-R-T to 50-1-55-Hash-T. This is Kristen's fault. Again, it's a badge I wear proudly. You all have enabled this monster.

You keep telling me that this is the crown that I am destined to wear, so I got to make sure that puppy shines.

You have a gift.

You have a gift when it comes to gifts, Kristen.

Save that.

Dad joke number one.

So let's introduce you guys to Sebastian and his family.

Carlo is the dad.

We got Gio here also. I can't tell you a whole bunch about Sebastian because as one of the three amigos on this trip, he didn't really interact with adults too much. They didn't need us. They didn't need us at all, right? Not in the least bit. These kids had their own mission, their own crew, and they were like, no adults allowed. I was hanging out, and Carlo and I were talking the entire time, and Sebastian, and he was hanging out with the kids, and Carlo and I are talking about working out and life, and I think I bonded more with Carlo than I did Sebastian for sure, man. How are you doing today, dude? I'm good. His mic's not up.

Okay.

How was the weekend?

The weekend was pretty good.

Have so much fun with you guys.

And Sebastian definitely had a blast.

He's a really special kid.

We have a bunch of leaders on this trip.

And I didn't see this myself, but from what I understand, things were getting a little crazy at some point in the park or at the pajama party. And the kids were wrestling and stuff like that. And Sebastian thought that it was getting a little bit too rough and got in there and was like, hey, you guys, chill out. That's kind of his character, isn't it? Oh,'t it oh yes yes i mean he likes to have fun as

well but he's really careful with other kids as well yeah and i think another really good example of

this also is um him asking where forest was on the first day is that what happened ever it was the

first morning so we met them for about two hours during the Wednesday welcome.

The next morning he comes down, the first thing.

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