The Bird Show.

Kristen mostly is the reason why we have to ask you guys for more money today.

She has picked up the award of my ex-wife so honorably carried for year after year after

year, and that is overspending on souvenirs on Bert's Big Adventure.

Never met a souvenir I didn't like. Dang. So this is, now we are in panic mode because Kristen bought so much stuff. That's why we're asking you to help us out with the little give this morning. And it's a badge that I am very proud to wear. You're good at. My ex-wife is very proud of you. Thank you. Very proud.

Text the word, B-E-R-T to 50155, because our coffers have ran dry, courtesy of me. I would like to be able to buy some more souvenirs next year. So if you can text that word, B-E-R-T to 50-155. We're calling it the little give because, I mean, five bucks can actually go,

when it all adds up, can go a long way in the park. And Zaxby's is matching your donation,

so your five bucks just turned into ten. And I wouldn't apologize to any families that are in the park today because there are no souvenirs left for you to buy for your kids because

Kristen bought them all for Burt's Big Adventure. So we apologize. And there's not going to be a large group roaming around in the same colored shirt with Bert's Big Adventure on it. Dude, it was so funny. I was hanging out with Asher's family in a Magic Kingdom, and we had our purple shirts on that day. And then we're at Hollywood Studios the next day in our

teal shirts. And I kid you not, there was a family behind us at the Slinky Dog roller coaster.

And he's like, hey, Big Bert's Adventure. And I was like, yeah, he's like, we saw you yesterday

in the park with your purple shirts. Yeah, that's us. That was us. Look, if you missed the show on Thursday, this was really cool. Thank you to Fox 5 and Paul Milken for coming down and covering the Bert's Big Adventure send-off. It wasn't Paul Milliken. It was Woody that was at our Birx Big Adventure send-off party. That's right. It was Woody, live on Fox 5 and did such a great job. Thank you to Fox 5 and Paul Milken for coming out on Thursday.

Awesome, awesome, awesome. All right, let's get into Josiah's family. These guys run deep and they are intense.

This is an intense family rolling through the park. It's Josiah, it's Mom Tony, Dad Chris. You got Theo here.

You got Becca here. You got Laura here. And I will say this about

Becca, who has got to mix it up with her brothers, man. I mean, she's got to be super, super

tough. She holds her own, man. She holds her own, right? But she, we broke away to Bippity Boppity

Boutique, right? And one of the highlights for me this year will be her seeing herself turn around. We have this every single year when the girls turn around and they see themselves as princesses. For those that don't know what Bipity Babbity Boutique is, you want to kind of explain it? Well, one, there's no Pee in it. It's Bibbidi Babbity. You would make the worst God, worst fairy godmother ever. Bibbidi-bobbidi boutique.

They're right next to Cinderella's castle and Magic Kingdom. So all of our princesses and princes

can walk in there. You are escorted by your very own personal fairy godmother. She takes you through

the store so you can pick whatever princess. So if you want to be Cinderella, if you want to be Bell,

if you want to be Aurora, Tiana, Moana, you name it. You pick your princess and then you go in,

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