The Bird Show. You know, it was a successful trip because I've got the Monday Bert's Big Adventure voice going on.

Yes, you do. Which means we ran 24-7 with these kids, man. Hey, thank you so much for your donations over the years to make Bert's Big Adventure, Bert's Big Adventure, right?

So let's hit you up again this morning because we did a really good job of damaging our budget over the weekend.

You can text the word B-E-R-T to 501-55 or you can donate online at bert's bigadventure.org.

Just remember the month of February, your donation is going to get matched by our buddies at Zaxby's.

So if you're like, I only got five bucks, dude, that five bucks just got turned into ten, and I promise, I promise you we will spend it. Not very wisely. Let's introduce you to Aiden, his family, because I've got some beef with Aden that I need to clear up here right away. This is Aiden, his mom Brandy, and Austin, and the brother A.J.

Also, you're about to get called out, AJ. Yeah, you are. Just a second, so you might want to take off.

So here's the problem that I have with you, Aiden. It's that I'm a very competitive guy, all right?

So I started to get rumors. I started to hear the scouting reports that Kristen was doing exactly what she does every year, just spending money on these souvenirs left and right, right?

So when I hear that, I'm like, okay, I am going to shower Aden with gifts the next morning because I can certainly spend better than Kristen can, right?

So there we are in the park, and I picked the one kid, the one kid that will not receive

presents.

He's like, no, I don't really need that.

I don't really need that.

That costs too much.

I don't really need that.

I'm not going to use that.

I'm like, no, let me spend money on you.

And he just wouldn't let me do it. He's so good like that. He is the kind of kid that was so sensitive about spending money where he's like, I don't need that. I don't really want that. So I couldn't beat you in the spending category this year. Next time, just buy it. That's what I do. Okay.

If they wanted or not, you just buy it.

I do.

Good morning, Brandy. How are you this morning? I'm good. Tired, but good. Yeah, that's not supposed to be right now. It's a very rewarding exhaustion, isn't it? It is, very. And Austin also, I kept thinking of myself this weekend. And if I had a dollar for every time Austin thanked us for this trip,

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