Cameron Esposito / Tony Sam

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Salutations, babies! This week our guest is the fantastic comedian Cameron Esposito. She talks to us about being the ringleader of a circus! Which is a thing she did, not something she's speculating about! Then, oceans expert Jacques Cousteau (no relation) scares the shit out of us with his terrifying warnings about the death that awaits us all. Plus: horses!!!!! Game shows! HORSES!!! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Cameron Esposito Tony Sam

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:16.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.7	hello welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you for listening
0:31.6	it is so hot.
0:33.0	Oh, babies.
0:35.0	Although I think it's cooling down now, but do you want to get a season past to raiding waters in San
0:41.6	Amos, California.
0:42.8	But I don't like rides.
0:43.9	I just like being in cool water.
0:46.0	I don't like a lazy river and stuff.
0:47.8	You don't like any of the rides?
0:49.5	No.
0:50.4	Really?
0:51.0	No.
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