Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, January 7 [Vault]
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Firt Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Do you miss Desperate Housewise last night? |
| 0:03.0 | Tell them what they missed here. |
| 0:05.0 | Well, there was a situation where Lynette had to drop off her kids to Bree's house. |
| 0:10.0 | Bree did the babysitting. |
| 0:12.0 | Her kids misbehaved, as they always do on that show. |
| 0:15.0 | And Bree gave one of the sons Porter a spanking. |
| 0:18.0 | Well, Lynette doesn't believe in spankings, and what she found out about it later |
| 0:20.9 | was furious that her friend had spanked her child. |
| 0:24.9 | Who outside of your family, and let's take teachers out of this also has spanked you? |
| 0:28.6 | I think that's pretty commonplace. |
| 0:30.8 | Good morning. Is it Beth? |
| 0:34.0 | Yes, it's Beth. |
| 0:34.8 | Hello, you're on all the hits Q100. Hi. |
| 0:36.8 | Hey. |
| 0:45.3 | Yeah, I was spanked and I was probably about four years old by a good friend of the family. Our moms were really close. |
| 0:46.3 | I was friends with the daughter. |
| 0:47.3 | And I had done something that wasn't really worth being spank normally by my mom. |
| 0:52.3 | And we were at a mall and met this when I was living there. And she just tore my butt up. I remember just being spanked. And my mom was horribly pissed. I mean, she thought that it wasn't even, like she shouldn't have done it to begin with. And she just, it kind of made her really mad because it wasn't her place to do it. It's so funny how you said, well, first of all, I'm amazed that you remember that at four. And then also that it just shows you how kids will push the limit as far as they can because you just said that she punished you for something that your mom would have let you get away with, not, you know, she wouldn't have spanked you for what you did. |
| 1:27.8 | And so it's funny how you pushed until you knew the limit. Well, actually, it was her daughter that hit me on on on, too. So it was kind of like I got in trouble. And her daughter was always the perfect thing. And went out together. We were still bitter. All these years. I think, you know, I think you would find, like, in most cases, because I think you know I think you would find like in most cases Because I think Lynette was relieved When the kids got spanked Even though it was by somebody else I think she was kind of relieved by it Like in the end I think she was thankful about the whole thing Well she ended up using it to her advantage Later on in the episode What did she say? I'll take you over to Breeze House. |
| 2:00.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 2:01.4 | That's funny. |
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