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Vault: Are Moms Willing To Admit They Have Ugly Kids?

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🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: Are Moms Willing To Admit They Have Ugly Kids?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.0

I gotta tell you guys, we have started the Bert Show's baby idol competition.

0:06.0

Read the bottom.

0:07.0

And the pictures are starting to come in.

0:10.0

The pictures are starting to come in.

0:12.0

Age nine months.

0:13.0

God, stop looking at me, you, free.

0:15.0

Granted, a lot of you guys do have very cute kids.

0:19.0

And we need to explain this whole thing to you that a couple of days

0:22.9

ago um we started talking about how did we even get into the conversation about good looking babies

0:27.7

well because i know a listener had emailed us and she at least she was being honest she said that

0:32.4

she thought that her two kids were cute enough to go into modeling but she wasn't sure whether

0:36.9

she was that mother

0:38.0

who thought her children, you know, children are just beautiful or if they really were.

0:41.9

And she wanted our advice personally to start off with on whether we thought her kids were cute.

0:46.4

So at least she came to the table honest and say, am I just being an overzealous mother or my

0:51.2

kid's really cute?

0:51.8

So what we decided to do is put it in in your hands and we put

0:55.9

her baby's pictures up on the website. You guys went there, took a look at them and then you called

1:01.6

us and you gave her honest, your honest opinions on what you think her kids look like if they were

1:06.2

cute or not. But what we noticed like there was a common thread with these calls that they

1:10.5

couldn't just give a compliment and get off the phone. They had to add, but my kids are better looking, and that's where baby idols started. This is the first call that we took from that initial mom. All right, so tell us about your kids here. The youngest one is 15 months, and the second one is two and a half. All right, and you've been looking at your kids and you, I mean like every parent or at least most parents. Yeah, it's like every parent. You know, every parent thinks for kids greater, you know, and beautiful. And, but it just seems like everywhere we go, my husband and I that we take the kids. It's like, your kids are so cute. They need to do this and they need to do that.

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