The Bird Show.

In the meantime, I hate starting a sentence like this.

I was watching Oprah Winfrey yesterday, and she was doing a show on infidelity, and it kind of like broke off almost into a discussion on like secret lives of guys.

And at one point one guy was talking about how he had been messing around on his wife for like five years and he was living like a double life.

Then they brought another guy on the show and they were talking about how he had another family in another city.

The best story of that is, and I've brought this up before because I think Jessica's the one who told me about it, the pilot's wife, it's a book. It's about a woman who was married to a pilot, but he had like two wives in two different cities because he'd be able to leave like three days at a time, you know, because he, you know, like when you're a pilot, you're only allowed to fly so many hours, so many, whatever. So he was a major airline pilot. So he would have his family, like, let's say in Alpharetta, then he'd get on a plane. He would fly to, let's say, Los Angeles. Then he'd have two days off. We'd have a family out there with an apartment and a wife and kids. Then you'd fly from

Los Angeles to say Detroit and he'd have a family in Detroit. Why? Like from a guy's perspective,

why would you want to do that? Like, I almost could understand it. I mean, I don't condone it,

but I could almost understand like the pilot's wife being like the wife writing the story about

him having mistresses everywhere, but other families everywhere? I don't get that. The family thing I don't get. I kind of have a relating story as far as living a double life, though, goes with my dad. And I don't know that I've ever shared this with you guys. Really? Yeah, when I got out to California, I was part of a divorce. my mom stayed in New York and my dad moved on out to California.

And a couple of years after the divorce, I became the divorce trophy.

And I went out to California to go live with my dad.

And it was soon there after that where he just didn't care about me too much.

But in the meantime, he was a traveling salesman.

He sold plans to like hotels to like Caesar's Palace and to, But in the meantime, he was a traveling salesman.

He sold plans to like hotels, to like Caesar's Palace and to, I can't remember the names of the hotels at that time, but I'll just give you some examples like the Palm's Mirage.

But it was even before those hotels were up.

Anyway, so he was in San Diego with me and my stepmom, like four days out of the week, and he was in Vegas, three days out of the week. And I think I told you guys this, that on my,

like, 21st birthday, he took me, like, to strip club to strip club and told me about all the

infidelities he ever had in his life. And he showed me pictures of the woman that he'd been

living with in Vegas for, like, years, years and years and years. And he showed me pictures of the woman that he'd been living with in Vegas for like years.

Years and years and years.

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