Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 13 [Vault]

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🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, January 13 [Vault]

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.3	One of the reasons why I have always said that once when I was dating, when I broke up with a girl or she broke up with me, that was it.
0:08.7	No friendship.
0:10.3	Don't want to run into you on the streets.
0:13.4	Don't want to talk to you.
0:14.3	Don't want to dabble in a relationship.
0:16.3	Was because, honestly, I never wanted to know she was doing better after our breakup.
0:21.3	Like, I'd be happy to just hear about her if she was doing way worse.
0:26.0	Something really terrible happened.
0:27.5	Like, if the breakup of our relationship was the starting point for her life going to hell.
0:32.2	After she dumped you, the karma came back and bidder.
0:34.5	That's right.
0:35.2	But chances are pretty good that if I kept in touch,
0:37.7	she was going to start going out with somebody that made more money or was better looking, and I would not be happy for her. Right. I'd say, oh, I just want you to be happy. But in the back of my mind, I'd be like, I want you to be miserable after our breakup. I want you to think I'm the best you can do.
0:52.2	I think it depends on whether you're the dumper or the dumpy.
0:54.8	Oh, yeah.
0:55.4	Doesn't matter to me.
0:56.2	Yeah.
0:56.5	It doesn't matter.
0:57.0	I think it depends on whether you're the dumper or the dumpy.
0:55.4	Oh, yeah.
0:56.0	Doesn't matter to me.
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