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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 19

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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081925 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE

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0:00.0

The Spurt Show. So yesterday, I had a face-to-face chat conversation with the oldest person I have ever talked to in my life.

0:09.1

93 years old. That's an impressive lifespan right there.

0:12.6

93, Amanda's grandfather. Ooh, good for her, because hopefully she caught some of that, you know, getting old DNA.

0:18.7

Man, I tell you what. And why would that be important, Kristen? So you live a long life, man. So you can like, hey, you mean I can maybe live into my 90s? That's amazing. The last thing he said to me during our conversation was about, it floored me and I thought it was the funniest thing. But let me tell you this. So I went into, I couldn't wait to

0:37.6

meet him. She said that he at 93 years old was like so still with it, like sharp as a whip,

0:45.1

she said, right? So the only real conversations lately or my experience with older people has been

0:53.5

my parents that have dementia and are not

0:57.3

they are deteriorating quickly to be honest with you right so i was expecting 93 95 year old

1:05.5

feeble um not being able to remember things long long lulls in conversation.

1:13.2

I kind of felt like when I went into it, I do like when I come in here.

1:17.0

Like it's kind of my job to conduct like conversations.

1:21.2

And if somebody's struggling, then I try to help out.

1:25.7

We all do that for each other, right?

1:27.0

So that's what I thought it was going to be.

1:29.2

As always my experience now with my mom and my dad is that they don't remember anything that

1:34.2

just said 60 seconds before that. So when Amanda said he was, you know, he's really, really sharp.

1:39.3

Still, I was thinking, okay, 93 year old sharp. I walked in there. First of all, this 93-year-old looks like he's in his mid-70s.

1:47.4

Shut up.

1:48.4

Wow.

1:49.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:50.4

Thin, he answered the door, which I was kind of surprised by.

1:54.9

He lives by himself.

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