Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 19
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 19 August 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.4 | If you find yourself in the same boat as me thinking, I am a bad mom, I have a bad kid. |
| 0:08.0 | Guess what? |
| 0:08.9 | You're not. |
| 0:09.6 | You're the best mom ever. |
| 0:10.9 | And you're raising the most incredible kid ever because I have scientific proof that we are not bad moms. |
| 0:16.4 | Now, some of you are. |
| 0:19.0 | Some of you do have bad kids and some of you are bad parents. |
| 0:23.1 | But mostly, mostly, science is going to prove safety net for most of you guys. |
| 0:28.4 | And they're not bad. |
| 0:28.9 | They're just spirited, okay? |
| 0:31.1 | So ever since Jimmy has started pre-K, he comes home and has been having some meltdowns. We've been having a lot of tantrums, |
| 0:41.3 | right? And to the point, I didn't know if or when this day was going to come. Like, I have seen |
| 0:49.1 | it in the movies and on TV shows. Where you wanted to give him to the neighbors? No. When the |
| 0:53.8 | mom's like, she's on the verge of losing it, she has lost it. |
| 0:57.9 | She's been pushed over to the edge and she locks herself in the bathroom. |
| 1:01.2 | And I had to do that last week. |
| 1:05.4 | I literally had to walk into the bathroom. |
| 1:07.6 | I actually sat on the floor with my back against the door, like trying |
| 1:12.9 | to like stifle the tears and doing our, you know, the shining heart's breath, which my son has |
| 1:19.3 | also learned and then counting the breasts. Is it possible just from the outside looking in? |
| 1:26.4 | I mean, he's got some major changes. |
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