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Her Mom Accidentally Moved Into A Senior Community Without Realizing It!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Producer Keity’s mom made a HUGE mistake when signing up for her new apartment...was it funny or did it 'F' up EVERYTHING?!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. I know this is going to sound kind of random for a second here, but I want to put, I want you to put yourself in this position, right? You are on trial for murder. Okay, this is obviously going to change your life forever. Whatever the, and you're sitting there and you are waiting for the verdict, right? When that judge comes out, he's either going to say you are guilty or you are

0:22.9

not guilty. Your whole life is on this one sentence, right? Murder charge. This just happened in

0:29.7

Georgia here. The judge had one job. It's not funny, but it is, but it's not. And he messed it up.

0:39.1

The verdict, we the jury find the defendant guilty as to all six counts of the bill of indictment.

0:45.6

Sheriff, we please hand us to face counsel and pass it over to him.

0:53.5

I said not.

0:54.8

Sorry.

0:55.7

We, the jury find the defendant not guilty on all six counties.

0:59.6

I apologize from my mispronunciation.

1:02.5

Mispronunciation?

1:03.7

No, you left a whole ass word out.

1:05.8

That's a pretty important word.

1:08.2

The emotional roller coaster.

1:10.4

Oh, my God.

1:11.1

Of you sitting there hearing guilty thinking, I'm going to spend the rest of my days behind bars.

1:15.9

And then thank God the jury or whoever was in the courtroom that was like, wait a minute,

1:20.3

that's not what we voted for, man.

1:23.9

Like, what the heck?

1:25.4

And then you're, oh, no, never mind.

1:27.1

You actually had to walk out here free today and live the rest of your life. Yeah, that's what I meant to say is have a good day. I just love that woman you can hear in the background who goes, wait, what? I can just picture her standing up and going, am I being punked right now? Let's let that wash over us one more time, Tommy. The verdict, we the jury find the defendant guilty as to all six counts of the bill of indictment.

1:49.1

I'm sheriff who you please hand us to face counsel and pass it over to...

1:56.0

Who?

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