The Birch Show.

So, I was telling you guys, this is a survey out of Red Book magazine. And it's their annual steamy sex survey. Mm-hmm. It's pretty standard stuff that we've talked about before, you know. I know, Jen, you're too emotional to talk about this, but I think, can you get through the sex? I think I can get through the Red Book survey. Yeah. I think I can get through that. Yeah. Most of the questions are pretty basic here.

You know, like how often do you have sex and they answer that? How long does sex usually last?

And there's a variety of answers on that. How much foreplay? What's the sexiest part of a man's body?

Here's the one I locked and loaded on.

And I would like you to call up and just tell us the name and that's it.

Our conversation is going to last a millisecond.

And then I want to move on to the next call.

But the question is, do you have a pet name for your husband's member?

Member?

70% of women said no, but 30% said, oh yeah.

Oh, yeah, I sure do.

And does your husband have a pet name for your breasts or for your 90 again said

No but 30% said yes

I think one goes with the other

Like I think

You know I don't think it would be weird if

Like she had a name for you

But you didn't return with the name

I think I think they're all the same people So what's your name Jeff? I don't do it I don't have a name. I just think they're all the same people.

So what's your name, Jeff?

I don't do it.

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