The Bert Show.

You know, when it comes to dating and relationships and just being out in the scene,

I think in a lot of cases, maybe if you're in the scene, you're too close to it so you don't have a good perspective on it.

There's that word again.

But producer Tracy went out over the weekend and she's seeing things while she's out and she's in a relationship right now.

So she may be seeing things that women and guys aren't seeing because they're just too close to the situation thank

god i am not single anymore because my friend maggie is so like my assignment lately has been

to go out with her and kind of be like her wing woman and seriously guys everybody needs to

every guy needs to take a step back and kind of look

at themselves and ask, am I cheesy? Because 90% of you guys are. It's gotten insane. Like, I went to

East Andrews this past weekend and just some of the observations I made there combined with some of

the observations I made at our beach party. And we have a lot of good lookinglooking guys that come to our events. But a lot of you guys come on. Now, isn't cheesy in the eye of the beholder, though? Like what you might find cheesy. Somebody else will find totally hot. That's the phrase. That's the phrase. Cheesy is in the eye of the beholder. For example, it is never okay to wear a visor upside down. Like, that's just stupid. You're right. Even at a beach party? Well, wear it right side. Like, what's wrong with wearing it normal? Yeah. Because wearing it upside down says I'm a little bit rebellious and I'm kind of a bad boy. What about backwards and upside down? Well, you got to shade the back of your neck when you're at night at a party.

And it's upside down because...

He's dyslexic.

I don't know.

Along the same lines, cutting off the sleeves of your t-shirt does not mean you have big muscles.

It's like there's no... Yeah, I never thought that. I never thought that was a good look for a guy to have. sleeves of your t-shirt does not mean you have big muscles.

Yeah, I never thought that was a good look for a guy to have it, to cut off sleeves.

And then it, you know, once they cut the sleeves off the shirt shows, I mean, it's just, it's just a redneck. It comes way down too far where you can kind of see the gut on the side. That's not pretty. It's redneck.

It is never okay to give a woman a high five just because you think she's hot.

Who does that? Where did that happen? This happened Friday night. This guy walks by my friend Maggie looks her up and down and then goes like sticks his you know, sticks his hand up in the air. Like, oh, I look like what I see. So give me a high five. I was like, are you kidding me? It is not okay to throw your hands in the air like this and rock out to a guy in the corner doing covers of Brian Adams. Like, that's not a good look. When is it ever a good look to do that, the rock out? To do kind of a split-finger thing? In a rock concert. Like, you know, if you're at an Aussie show, go for it. Right. And that's it. Like, if you're at a hardcore, you know, one of our sister station, rock bands, classic rock, whatever, go go for it but a small venue regardless of

michael bolton yeah yeah it's got to be like you have to be like in your 40s and there for

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